Wreaking Havoc at the Mall

Lying down in front of a display of flip flops in Old Navy.

Someone is obsessed with shoes and his name is Stan B.

Sometimes we go to the mall and walk around. His favorite thing to do is to try on shoes. He always chooses something from the girl section (he's really drawn to pinks and purples). There are two shoe stores that we frequent. In this one he tried on a pair of cleats:

He loved them. He walked up and down the aisles and then before I knew it he was OFF! He split, right out of the store and into the mall! Apparently this happens a lot with the toddler set; that is what the shoes salesperson said anyways.

At the other store he tried on these pink, purple and blue numbers:

If I had the cashflow I would have purchased them for him as they were super fly. And after walking around the store in them he was OFF! He split, right out of the store and into the mall! AGAIN. I got my exercise that day.

Here he is on his way out.

At the Old Navy he LOVES the mannequins. He goes up to each one and grabs the legs and gives them a gentle shake. Or sometimes he'll just stand there and stare at them. I think I was mesmerized with mannequins when I was little too. They also have a coloring table in the Old Navy. One day instead of coloring he would take all of the crayons out of the silver bowl and then put them back in and say, "poo poo" over and over again. It was hilarious. And then he discovered that the bowl could be taken out of the table. Have a watch below:

old navy shenanigans II from erin kawamata on Vimeo.