Stuff on His Face

 I swear. I leave the room for a moment, come back and there is a monkey on his face.

 Or more dangerous, a towel on his face.

Or more bookwormy, a book on his face.
The towel is a good lesson to all people out there. Never leave a towel or a blanket or a pillow nearby with an unsupervised baby, they will pull it over their face and can't push it back off most of the time. It's fun while you are there, you can play peek-a-boo but not for long periods of time, scary!